Who's winning?
It's currently one-nil to the censors.Which willy got the chop?The one belonging to 53-year-old actor Adam Levy - it was due to star in the third series of the notoriously racy TV show Industry (returning to BBC One next month).
Non-member: the BBC won't air Adam Levy's nude scene in industryWhy did Levy's member end up on the cutting room floor?The Rada-trained star…>
Are penises Rada-trained nowadays?>
We aren't talking about artistry here - we're talking about angle.>
You surely aren't trying to tell me that the appendage was fully…
/>It was. Completely.
/>On the BBC? I'm reeling.
/>Exactly the reaction Auntie was expecting, hence the decision to keep the upstanding member from us Brits (the unshockable Americans got to see it last month
/>I think I speak for the UK's pearl-clutchers when I say I'm not ready for erections on TV.
/>That's already happened - just not on the BBC. Elsewhere spring/summer 2024 has been a smorgasbord of stiffie
/>Not in my living room it hasn't.
/>I take it then that you didn't tune in to May's finale of Netflix drama A Man in Full.
/>I didn't. Give me the general thrus... the outline.
/>Based on Tom Wolfe's 1998 novel, 비아그라처방 the scene in question sees (aptly named) banker Raymond Peepgrass dropping a bedsheet so as to prove he's taken Viagr
/>I'm no expert in the field but couldn't the effects of Viagra be seen through a bedsheet?
/>Possibly the reason several commentators criticised the show for being gratuitous, with Tory MP Alexander Stafford slamming it as ‘low-grade pornographic rubbish
/>What else has gone down (up)?
/>An episode of House of the Dragon shown on HBO in June featured a supporting erection.
/>A wha
/>One that was in the background of a scene.
/>And its narrative function?
/>A scene-setter for King Aegon II Targaryen to stroll past on his way to a brothel.
/>It must have been hard - stop it - for the director to top that once the king reached his destinatio
/>That's the point where viewers were treated to a full frontal of Prince Aemond (actor Ewan Mitchell, pictured right
/>How galling for the dragons to be continually upstaged by a forest of erect penises.
/>This one, you'll be relieved to hear, was pointing south. As The Guardian put it, Prince Aemond left with the ‘royal sceptre swinging
/>I suppose we should be grateful for small mercies.
/>I didn't say it was small - in fact it was impressive enough for chat to break out online about whether it was rea
/>And was it?
/>Yes, although director Geeta Vasant Patel stressed (in an interview with Variety magazine) that she hoped the nudity would help viewers notice the character's pai
/>Was it the pain they noticed?
/>No. ‘Holy Moses, I just saw Prince Aemond Targaryen's danger zone!' was representative of comments on
/>We've gone penis mad. Is there anywhere to hide?
/>Not in Telford.
/>I beg your pardon.
/>Plans for a proposed 250-home development in this Shropshire town, reported in Metro last month, 비아그라 가격 have a distinctly phallic outline, 레비트라 판매 leading local cynics to suspect that a town planner is having a lau
/>This is the problem with onscreen willy overload. We start seeing them everywhere.<
/>But maybe they are. One MailOnline reader (responding to the story about the censored erection in Industry) recalled a potentially mortifying moment where her mother accidentally switched on the show to see ‘a coupling scene on a kitchen tabl
/>How was that received?<
/>‘There was an uncomfortable silence,' reported the reader, ‘then my mother said: "Good heavens! We used to have a kitchen table like that!"'